Order Your Heavenly Strands Man

Order Your Heavenly Strands Man

Skiers shred, but angels fly, and well I guess god did not bless you with strands. Don’t let that stop the send, you bearded bastard. Grab a set of these custom-made strands and soar. Ski like a slut. Whether you are laying base, shoveling powder out of your pocket, or blasting through an après, these strands are designed to perform.

Slut Strands Elite
Sale Price: $29.69 Original Price: $69.69

These strands have been tuned to match your base laying standards and practices. With a preliminary GNAR score of 50 the sky is the limit (points will be subtracted for sub-optimal performance while wearing). One size fits many. Strands may be adjusted to flow seamlessly with your head gear stack.